To quote Yogi Berra over and over and ...

You can observe a lot just by watching

I never said most of the things I said.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia.  Let them walk to school like I did.

I think Little League is wonderful.  It keeps the kids out of the house.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

You better cut the pizza into four pieces.  I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

The future ain't what it used to be.

It gets late early out there.

It ain't over till it's over.

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees.  And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.