Rapture

No rapture for you.

Wanna know why?

As anybody who has actually read a Bible should know.

And I'm quoting here, from the Apostle Paul in his first letter to the Thessalonians, chapter 5, verses 1-3

But concerning the times and the seasons, brethren, you have no need that I should write to you. ² For you yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so comes as a thief in the night. ³ For when they say, “Peace and safety!” then sudden destruction comes upon them, as labor pains upon a pregnant woman. And they shall not escape.

Conversely, when they're saying, "The end of the world is nigh." you can just go back to sleep.

As Benjamin Netanyahu recently said concerning a completely different subject, "It ain't happening".