Ok, here's how it works.
I subscribe to almost never less than four, sometimes as many as eight or ten newsletters, sites or services having mostly to do with trading Stocks, Bonds, Currencies, Commodities, Options, ETFs, Royalty Trusts, MLPs, you name it.
After years of collecting sites, I also get a raft of email alerts from many of the legitimate news organizations out there, everything from the
WSJ to Debka,
as well as what is probably an unhealthy number of conspiracy mongers, doomsday prognosticators and/or just plain haters.
I collect this stuff all week, plus whatever comes my way from friends.
Then I sit in my office on Saturday, skim damn near every word of it and actually read a no kidding 20%.
OK, Ok, more like 10%.
Searching of course for the occasional blinding revelation to advance my business or to trade with.
After which I have typically shared that revelation with my friends, mostly because like everybody else, I like people to think I'm a lot smarter than I really am.
So anyway.
Today I get to the end of all that crap and ............................................ nothing.
Not a damn thing!!!!!
Emptiness.
Finally it occurred to me to wonder,
"Is there any good Dance Hall Crashers video out there?"
"A little Third Wave Ska beat?"
Yes!!!!!
This is Elyse Rogers, (the almost incredibly adorable, and strangely coiffed) Karina Denike', Jason and Gavin Hammond on lead guitar and drums respectively, Mikey Weiss on bass, and Billy Bouchard on the second guitar.
About 1998 ... ish.
Lost Again.