Alfred E. Nueman

This probably is the single most predictable post in the short history of JustThinking.us.

The instant I posted Tuesday with a quote from  Alfred E. Neuman,  I just knew I was going to have eighteen more by Friday.

Wrong again ..... it ain't even Thursday.

"When all is said and done, there is usually more said than done."

"Today, if you ask a car dealer to let you see something for 10 grand, he'll show you the door!"

"In retrospect it becomes clear that hindsight is definitely overrated!"

"Most people are so lazy, they don't even exercise good judgement!"

"Getting old is when a narrow waist and a broad mind change places!"

"How come stealing from one book is plagiarism, but stealing from many is research?"

"It takes one to know one -- and vice versa!"

"Teenagers are people who act like babies if they're not treated like adults!"

"How come we choose from just two people for President, and fifty for Miss America?"

"Who says nothing is impossible? Some people do it every day!"

"You can be on the right track and still get hit by a train!"

"The U.N. is a place where governments opposed to free speech demand to be heard!"

"The only advantage to living in the past is that the rent is much cheaper!"

"Politicians are people who get sworn in and cursed out!"

"When you're in deep water it's a good idea to keep your mouth shut!"

"A lawyer is someone who writes a 40-page document and calls it a brief!"

"A sense of humor is what makes you laugh at something that would make you sore if it happened to you!"

"Most minds are like concrete . . . all mixed up and permanently set!"

"Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for and politicians find out what people will fall for."

"Too often, people who want to offer sound advice give more sound than advice!"

"Nowadays, the perfect crime is getting caught and selling your story to T.V.!"

"Ever notice how random chance always picks you for jury duty, but not to win the lottery?"

"What, Me Worry?"